December 2011
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Probably the only day that I've liked this week.
Or at least felt the slight bit productive being in Florida.
Dec 31st
when you feel like you gained 20 pounds during...
1.) Faaaacckkkkk. 2.) Track is going to be hell. 3.) food coma, here I gooooo.
Dec 30th
Dec 29th
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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
‎Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
Dec 29th
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hiddenhype asked: I got the Winnie the Pooh one a couple days ago!
Dec 28th
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I have the tendency to hate really pretty/beautiful/flawless looking girls. Pure jealousy. I mean, I have a ton of pretty friends, but I know their personality well enough that I see beyond their beauty. I’m able to focus on both their personality and appearance. Girls that I don’t know well, but I am aware of their presence, I can’t stand them because they’re too pretty....
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Everyone deserves their fair shot at happiness.
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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Dec 27th
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Bucketlist:
wolf-warrior: fivecentthoughts: drink straight from the carton n00b. shut up! my dream finally came true.
Dec 27th
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Bucketlist:
drink straight from the carton
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
I’m going to fucking murder this wifi connection. it’s so fucking lagging. T___T I WANT TO FUCKING SKYPE. this cheap ass hotel. fucking $50 for wifi connection and it’s some bitchass laggy connection. fuck you.
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Dec 25th
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Macky got these huge ass speakers for Christmas.
Now my room is vibrating like crazy. Asian girls everywhereeeee, UCLA.
Dec 25th
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Santa got me a Macbook Air and blue vans :)
WEEEEEEEEE~
Dec 25th
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Someone got my mom a bacon press, but I was the only one that saw her open it. Later, the rest of my family is asking me if the bacon press is for me or my mom and asking me who got it. LOL. But totally going to try to use bacon press….
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too many tears this christmas eve. too many tears.
I really hate the people that make my best friends cry. Like fuck you.
Dec 25th
jelynnnnn replied to your photo: I have way too many shoes but new shoes that I… TJ MAXX? I GOT THOSE SAME SHOES, GURL. :) LOL. YUP.
Dec 25th
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